Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli ?
A: Kids don't eat broccoli.
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because he saw the salad, dressing.
Q: What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A: A salad shooter.
A man had a parrot that could talk. Unfortunately, it swore a lot. In an effort to get the parrot to be quiet, he put him in a cupboard. The parrot continued swearing and after a while the man decided to put the bird in the freezer. After that, the parrot started swearing even more. After a few minutes, he suddenly became quiet. The man opened up the freezer and the parrot said, "I'm sorry, sir, it will never happen again." As the man took the bird out of the freezer he wondered what the difference was between the cupboard and the freezer. Just then, the parrot said, "So, uh, what'd the chicken do?"
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because Colonel Sanders was chasing him
Q: What did one vegetarian spy say to the other vegetarian spy?
A: We have to stop meating like this.
A guy has celery sticking out of one ear, lettuce out of the other, and a zucchini up his nose.He goes to the doctor and asks him what's wrong.The doctor tells him, "Well, for one thing, you're not eating right."
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